Kids on Wheels Durham

Safe, Reliable, Caring and Personalized Transportation for Kids, Seniors in Durham

Kids and Seniors on Wheels – A private transportation service for kids, seniors, children with special needs and abilities and youth of all ages, that caters to Ajax, Pickering, Whitby, Oshawa, Brooklin and all of Durham Region. Summer camp services available

on April 9, 2014

Its the middle of the week.  Everyone can use a little laugh.

 Speeding Ticket:

So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license?” She says “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.” His brow furrows and he straightens up. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car?” She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.” “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.” He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window. “Ma’am, can I see your license?” he asks sternly. “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. He squints warily at it. “This looks legitimate,” he mumbles. “Can I see the registration to this car?” She pulls it out of the glove compartment and hands it to him. “Ma’am, stand back!” He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches: but it was completely empty… The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!”

🙂

Here is a little something everyone needs a reminder of:

Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough. — Oprah Winfrey”

Remember Summer is getting closer. 
Kids on Wheels is starting to organize our summer schedules.
Contact Angie Papas to book your transportation
Phone: 647-225-2879
Email: info@kidsonwheels.ca

A list of camps in Durham Area is coming soon.
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